A long time ago in a Wall Street far, far, away A rogue group of management consultants have persuaded the galaxy's senior bankers that it is not enough to simply be an investment bank. The venerable Dick Whiteshoe, Chairman of the house of Morgan is deceived by a vision - it is a benign vision in which clients pay for not just IPO advice, and MA advisory, but also open internet broking accounts, and use the firm's credit cards. The millennium has dawned and the house of Morgan - independent since ancient times - announces it will merge with Witter, famed throughout the universe for its Explorer credit...