What’s a “margin call”
That’s when your broker calls and asks for more money on account of your rapidly mounting losses due, in your case, to a series of spectacularly ill-judged investments in exotic southern European debt instruments.
Ah, you mean the day I had to sell the Maserati
The “Maser call”, yes. Who knew that Greece could write off half its debt without triggering a payout on its credit default...